What makes Cap’n Crunch such an impressive, standout late-night talk show host? For starters, his questions probe deeper than 20,000 leagues under the milk sea. The conversations absolutely never get soggy, even in milk. The Cap’n always looks fit and trim—the camera adds 10 pounds, after all, but the bowl removes a full 10 years. He always looks incredibly good, even for extreme HD closeups. The Cap’n enjoys luscious daily milk baths that help his skin glow and radiate. Lowly, hideous pirate, Jean LaFoote has nothing on our hero Horatio Magellan Crunch. Cap’n Crunch has now been satisfying late-night cravings for over half a century—not to mention our early morning breakfast cravings.
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