As 2013 draws to an end, it’s a great opportunity to highlight some of the top tech innovations of the year. The sweetest one begins with Google Glass, a $1500 Android computer attached to your head. If this doesn’t get you laid, nothing will! Google Glass is capable of taking discrete pictures, providing directions, translating languages and isolating you from others in an entirely brand new way!

Sony’s PlayStation 4 and Microsoft’s Xbox One brought us next generation video game consoles that are heavily focused on user experience, high quality graphics and entertainment. For men, these consoles actually care and offer something entertaining to do during those long, boring dates with their girlfriends. Men appreciate the fact that these consoles are just about always turned on and ready for action. For women, these consoles threaten relationships.

While Google Glass may get you laid, the PS4 and Xbox One may actually ruin any chances you have of getting it.

To learn more about all the sweetest tech innovations of 2013, check out the infographic below! Which one is your favorite? Be sure to share in the comments!

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