Thanks a lot Mr. Zuckerberg, now we have to endure the Winklevoss Twins pimping pistachios on TV.

What a couple of “nuts”! Will these guys ever go away?

We’re sorry you got screwed out of your exclusive electronic black-book of sorority girls. But you did get a s%!tload of money for nothing and I’m sure there were plenty of girls you plied with liquor and convinced to take off their clothes the old fashion way during your time at Harvard.

Please, please, please spend more time managing your trust-fund and leave my television alone.

Better yet, come up with a new idea turn it into billions and get famous for something other than being duped.

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